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CycLOpTeRSauRuS: 166/M/in your living room/no CycLOpTeRSauRuS: you? CLEARR3: :P CLEARR3: 17/f/cali CycLOpTeRSauRuS: so...........do you see that plant in the corner? CLEARR3: um...actually im in my room and i dont got plants :P CycLOpTeRSauRuS: well i am in the corner where the plant SHOULD be........ CycLOpTeRSauRuS: you really need to get some plants. your room looks so.............plain CLEARR3: haha CLEARR3: :P CycLOpTeRSauRuS: what? CLEARR3: nothin... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: whats so funny? CLEARR3: actually i like my room, its pretty awsome CLEARR3: u r babe CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I'm not trying to be funny CycLOpTeRSauRuS: i'm dead serious CycLOpTeRSauRuS: you need an interior decorator CLEARR3: i think i did good with my posters and blacklights everywhere CycLOpTeRSauRuS: what about plants? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: the reason i am so into plants is because i am one CLEARR3: no plants CLEARR3: oooh CLEARR3: what kinda plant r u? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: the ham tree CLEARR3: ham tree? nice CLEARR3: so...how's life as a plant? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: yeah, i'm kindof like an apple tree, but i have ham instead of apples CycLOpTeRSauRuS: kinda dull CycLOpTeRSauRuS: you know what photosynthesis is? CLEARR3: ooh awsome...hams CLEARR3: yes i do CycLOpTeRSauRuS: yeah, i can do that CycLOpTeRSauRuS: no sweat CycLOpTeRSauRuS: hey, do you want to talk to my friend George Foreman? CLEARR3: lol...um...sure CLEARR3: y not? plant, george foreman, i'll talk to who eva CycLOpTeRSauRuS: hold on, let me get him CycLOpTeRSauRuS: BTW, whats your name? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: i'm david CLEARR3: mimi CycLOpTeRSauRuS: let me go get george CLEARR3: david the ham tree CLEARR3: ok CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Hi, I'm George Foreman. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I was talking to my friend David, and he says that your name is Mimi. CLEARR3: :o) yup CycLOpTeRSauRuS: My name is GEORGE. CLEARR3: hi george CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Hi, have you heard about my grill? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: It's mine. CLEARR3: lol CLEARR3: i was all like, i've heard that name...yea, ur the grill guy CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Have you bought one yet Mimi? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I suggest you go out and buy one. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Because I am GEORGE FOREMAN. CLEARR3: no i havent sorry CLEARR3: lol CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Let me ask you a question ma'am. What brand is your current grill? CLEARR3: :P i dont need a grill my mommy makes my food for me CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Well, I can gaurantee that my new GEORGE FOREMAN FUSION GRILL is better than your current "Mommy" brand grill. CLEARR3: lol....aight :P CycLOpTeRSauRuS: You see...My grill cuts the fat by letting it drip right off of the food, and into the fat tray. CLEARR3: so i've seen on tv CycLOpTeRSauRuS: It cuts the fat by 70%. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Now I'm a big guy, and I eat a lot. CLEARR3: ooooh CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Now when I'm hungry, I want something big to satisfy my hunger. CLEARR3: is everything proportional george? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I'm talkin' 32 steaks. CLEARR3: yummy CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Now with my new FUSION GRILL, you can cook the juiciest steaks around. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: You can make anything on the new FUSION GRILL. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Even steak. CLEARR3: jeez...u really into this GRILL hu? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Or bananas. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: You know...I'm GEORGE FOREMAN. CLEARR3: i'll go with the bananas CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Did you know...that I'M BLACK? CLEARR3: ooooooooooooooh damn CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Have you ever seen me box? CLEARR3: nope CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Did you know that I'm a boxer? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: And that I'm GEORGE FOREMAN? CLEARR3: wow...i did not know that CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Mimi, do you know what boxing gloves are? CLEARR3: yes i do CycLOpTeRSauRuS: You see, I WEAR THOSE... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: WHEN I BOX... CLEARR3: AND YOUR BLACK CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I AM? CLEARR3: and you're GEORGE FOREMAN CLEARR3: :P CycLOpTeRSauRuS: DAMN IT, YOU KNEW MY NAME, NOW MY COVER IS BLOWN... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I'M BLACK... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: AND I WEAR BOXING GLOVES... CLEARR3: lol CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Mimi, have you ever heard of that movie: "Man on the Moon"? CLEARR3: yes CLEARR3: neva saw it CLEARR3: though CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Yeah, that movie was about me... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: GEORGE FOREMAN... CLEARR3: really?? i did not know that CLEARR3: i mean...silly me! i thought it was about that andy whateva guy CycLOpTeRSauRuS: NOPE, IT'S ABOUT ME... CLEARR3: ooooh CycLOpTeRSauRuS: GEORGE FOREMAN... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Mimi, do you know what boxing is? CLEARR3: yes i do CLEARR3: do u? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: NO. CLEARR3: i'm sorry CycLOpTeRSauRuS: But I AM GEORGE FOREMAN. CLEARR3: u certainly r CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Did you buy my grill yet? CLEARR3: not yet...u gotta really sell me CycLOpTeRSauRuS: OK, here we go. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I AM GEORGE FOREMAN, AND THIS IS A GRILL. ENDORSED BY GEORGE FOREMAN... CycLOpTeRSauRuS: NOW ARE YOU SOLD? CLEARR3: not yet CLEARR3: keep goin CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Mimi, would you want to hear one of my world famous jokes? CLEARR3: sure CycLOpTeRSauRuS: KNOCK KNOCK... CLEARR3: who's there? CycLOpTeRSauRuS: GEORGE FOREMAN. CLEARR3: damn...that was a good one CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Buy my GRILL. CLEARR3: ok ok ok CycLOpTeRSauRuS: AS A BONUS, THE GRILL WILL COME WITH THE GRILL. CLEARR3: woohoo! CLEARR3: wow...what a deal! CycLOpTeRSauRuS: NOTICE THAT "GRILL" IS SPELLED WITH THE WORDS: "GEORGE FOREMAN" IN IT. CLEARR3: oooh right CLEARR3: how could i have missed that??? silly me! CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I NAMED ALL OF MY KIDS "GEORGE FOREMAN". CLEARR3: good names CycLOpTeRSauRuS: EXCEPT FOR ONE, WHO'S NAME IS "THE GEORGE FOREMAN FUSION GRILL". CLEARR3: oooh CLEARR3: i see CycLOpTeRSauRuS: DID YOU GET THE GRILL YET? CLEARR3: ofcourse CycLOpTeRSauRuS: I AM IN THE BOX. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: INSTEAD OF THE GRILL. CycLOpTeRSauRuS: Mimi, did you know that my name is GEORGE FOREMAN...
