10. The Tiny Adventure Elders

9. Murph Kasperbunk

8. Heath Squeeney

7. Tate Assbag

6. Loom Thunderpouch

5. Umberto Bodega

4. Gus Looper

3. Floak Calamazoo

2. Spookyspackle Scabbarnackle

1. Glazed Slam
Past Top Tens
 

Red Fiber-Optic LED Church 06/26/11
Devastation Studios' first video project is now complete and available. Behold:

Richard and John: Episode Ten 03/15/11
Episode 10 of the Richard and John Show was just published. This episode comes to you from the innards of a space ship owned by Robots from Mars. This is a "simulcast" with Gorpox and Daniel, the Robots from Mars.

Richard and John: Episode Nine 07/26/10
The newest episode of the Richard and John Show has arrived. Richard and John broadcast live from the sewer as "The Great War" between humans and crocodiles comes to a head.

Two New Songs 04/18/10
Two brand new songs have been released. The first is the new and improved National Anthem of the United States of America, and the second is a Story of a Little Boy. Check that shiz out in the Music section.

Richard and John Show: Episode Eight 02/02/10
The Richard and John Show: Episode Eight is out. Don't miss out on Richard's fate, John's promotion, Richard's past returning to haunt him, robots from mars, and evil dog scientists. Be sure to check it out at the Richard and John Show sub-site.

Richard and John Show: Episode Seven 10/05/09
In case you weren't already aware, the Richard and John Show: Episode Seven is out. Be sure to check it out at the Richard and John Show sub-site.

Richard and John Show: Episode Six 06/04/09
The Richard and John Show: Episode Six has been released. To check it out, go to the Richard and John Show sub-site.

Devastation Studios Music Player 02/24/08
We here at Devastation Studios have added a brand new song titled "I'm a Big Boy", and a new Flash music popup player so that you can enjoy our great music instantaneously, without having to download it. Additionally, the Music section and Culture section have both undergone redesigns that should make them easier to navigate and understand.

Richard and John Show Website 01/29/08
A new website has been created for our official podcast "The Richard and John Show".

Richard and John Show: Episode 5 12/29/08
The fifth episode of our podcast "The Richard and John Show" is released today for your listening pleasure. Finally the Turk's intentions will be revealed. Download it here and/or subscribe via iTunes.

Ghosts in the Dark 09/24/08
A new song has been released today, titled "Ghosts in the Dark." It's the kind of song that really makes you take an inventory of your life and evaluate the decisions you have made thus far. Check it out in the CD section.

Richard and John Show: Episode 4 08/19/08
Today we release another episode of the our official podcast, The Richard and John Show, in which Richard and John discuss financial matters, Ding Dwang's fate, and recipes sent in by listeners. "History by the Letters" returns and "The Turk" finally joins the show via telephone. Check it out here, or subscribe via iTunes

Richard and John Show: Episode 3 03/15/08
The latest episode of the our official podcast, The Richard and John Show has been released, in which Richard and John are joined in studio by a representative of Kim Jong Il's North Korean administration. Check it out here, or subscribe via iTunes

"Tell Me About Your World" and "Life in the Streets" 03/01/08
Two new songs have been unleashed, titled "Tell Me About Your World", and "Life in the Streets". Check 'em out in the Music section.

Richard and John Show: Episode 2 11/11/07
We have released the second episode of DevNet's official podcast "The Richard and John Show". Check it out here, and be sure to subscribe via iTunes.

Crimson Vodka 08/17/07
I would like to announce that I am publishing, right here on DevNet, a story that I wrote about vampires, family, pro wrestlers, and booze called Crimson Vodka. Additionally, the Psycho No Deal Zone is still being regularly updated (at least once a week) and will continue to be, so keep checking it out.

Debut of the Psycho No Deal Zone 07/28/07
The Psycho Bird Zone and Bird... Or No Deal have now merged. Behold... THE PSYCHO NO DEAL ZONE! The Psycho No Deal Zone will certainly have it's fair share of birds, but we will not limit ourselves to birds any longer. There is no telling the awesomeness you will find there. You can now access the Psycho No Deal Zone at devastationstudios.com/blog.

Debut of the Richard and John Show 07/04/07
Devastation Studios has launched a new podcast called "The Richard and John Show". For the uninitiated, podcasts are miniature recorded radio shows that you can download and put on your mobile mp3 player, or just play from your computer. This episode is 40 minutes of excellence, and if you disagree, you are wrong. We have also launched an RSS feed for the show, and we intend to be on iTunes shortly.

New Editorial by Myself 05/08/07
I have written a new editorial pitching an idea for a new reality show called Minority Showdown. Read it. Also, it's worth noting that the Psycho Bird Zone is still alive and going strong. Check it out.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:Server change 04/18/07
DevNet's current server will likely be changing soon, so I want everybody that hasn't already to update their bookmarks to http://www.devastationstudios.com.

World's Fastest Street-Pipe Delight 03/25/07
DevNet has just announced the release of World's Fastest Street-Pipe Delight, one of our most magnificent songs to date.

Drastic Measures On Top Of The World 03/01/07
Formerly known as "What'cha Got in the Bag", we have now released a teaser trailer for "Drastic Measures On Top Of the World With Quasars That Ruin People's Lives But Get What's Coming To Them In The End." It is a scene taken out of context, so it may be difficult to understand, but the two chefs are Howard and Dennis, the authors of the testimonials in the Anti Quasar Coalition. The family itself is consists of Dennis' wife, who has run off with Delphonik, a Quasar. The son is hers and Delphonik's.

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