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Dear Germany,
I'm trapped on your website. I can't escape. Could you please explain how I'm supposed to leave it?
Thanks,
Comrade President Damage Eagle

Dear Danage eagke
How dare you try to escaped devnt, try getting a blue ile special, that might help.

Dear Germany,

My boyfriend is constantly staring at the tv, how do i stop this?

                             Sincerely, Mrs. New Hampshire

Dear Mrs. New Hampshire,

 Your boyfriend has become a zombie because of poor programming, if you intern give your money to devastation.inc your boyfriend will become a new person and will step away from the Tv forever


Dear Germany
Everyone hates me, i have no friends, what should i do?
sincerely No one knows my name

Dear No one knows my name
Hire a clown and through carrots at him