Here's another poem that me and Shan wrote...check it out.

One if by land,
Two if by sea,
Doodely doo,
Doodely dee.

Last ride,
Smast shmo,
Kast bide,
Fast show.

Yark hax,
Owls suck,
Kark kax,
Quack is duck.

If you think you can beat me,
Fire king funk.
Doodely dee,
Doodely funk.

You think it's funny,
To kill your "Mexican Stretch Bomb".
Shmoo shmink shmits shmunny,
Shmoo shmill shmor "Shmexican Shmetch Shmomb".

You're donkey's furious,
So shoot it in the face, bitch...
Spirit minds are curious,
So give them some baseball pitch.

Jikkedy Jax,
Hell stinks almost as much as "the Today show" on NBC,
Tiger Max,
Doodely Dee.

I want this poem read by James Earl Jones,
Or a lobster.
I want this poem read by your bones,
Or a shmobster.

One if by land,
Two if by shut up.
Beware crab hand,
Joe faff bo bupp.

Bears like sand,
Scorpions like ice,
Shax is the land,
Hitler is nice.

Yo mama
...dude...
Burning drama,
...food...

I hate French people,
And I know of a great store on 9th street.
Doodely doo,
Doodely dee.