FAQ

Q: Are you guys really assholes like you appear to be on the site?
A: Yes

Q: Why did Mr. Williams drink orange juice instead of ground-up baby hearts this morning?
A: Depends

Q: Where do babies come from?
A: Depends

Q: Where do Mexicans come from?
A: Hell

Q: Who is George Washington?
A: Your Mom

Q: Why don't you update the site every day?
A: Yes

Q: What is "BOZ"
A: You will soon find out...

Q: Is Tupac still alive?
A: Yes, but only in the "not alive" form.

Q: Yantar?
A: Possibly

Q: Destructathon or Beards?
A: Beards

Q: If the name of the home security company "Brinks" was changed to "Springs", do you think that they would immediately start manufacturing springs?
A: Yes

Q: Who is my REAL father?
A: THIS SITE

Q: The word "Locusts" sounds a whole lot like the word "Bogus"...
A: You know, I think you're on to something.

Q: Why do sharks have fins?
A: Depends

Q: Where are you guys located?
A: Yes

Q: Dolphins?
A: Well, dolphins are very complex and perplexing creatures. You see, the purpose of the dolphin, as we all know, is to modify the molecular structure of a diamondz. I hope that answers your question.

Q: What if my question is not on this FAQ?
A: E-Mail me at res0mdqx@verizon.net with your question and maybe we’ll add it on

Q: Are your answers on here 100% accurate?
A: Yes

Q: What is Communism?
A: Depends

Q: Are these real questions, or did you just make them up?
A: Yes

Q: By “Yes”, do you mean Yes, we did make them up, or yes they are real?
A: Yes

Q: Fuck You!
A: Yes