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Well before I begin with my philosophy and utter coolness let me first introduce myself.

My name is Germany, I am one of the less well known of Devastation productions. (If you don’t know what dp is than you really suck) anyway soon we will have a major TV show on prime time and our songs will be on the top of the charts.

Shut up go away As I began to look back on my past exspierences one thought came to mind...."its not getting any better" school maybe getting better not as many rules more freedom...but life is getting harder. Its like a boardgame that goes from a strait path to an insanity of twists and turns. None of this is forever its all for the moment. Today at work some blast dog had the nerve to bite my leg. It will heal and the dog will probably be put down in the coming months so why should it hurt like hell when it happens? its all because of one bloody thing...Okra thats right that stupid vegtable with those white seeds inside... The reason why the germans lost world war two was that they were issued okra in their rations and thats what killed em...SIG HI

WHat is the big deal these days with people try ing to loose weight. I mean come on what is the deal with fitness joints anyway. All they do is bring you in and have you pull heavy chunks of metal around which makes you sore the next day Anyone who thinks they can loose weight is a fool. Why destroy your god given gift of obbesseness. IF you are fat be proud because everyone knows that you could very well eat them when ever you wanted. YOu will have a new cense of confidence in your weight. People will get out of your way and most likely food places will freak when you walk in the door. I mean come on how fun is it to have to always were a tshirt when swimming. Afraid of ur own gut, dont be cus all the skinny people look much better than you do. so they dont really talk to you or listen to you cus you are fat. NOw i dont mean all fat people are loosers just the ones who are in denile. U see 500 lbs really rules but 226 is just a fat slim wannabe dont be one of those, So waht are you going to do Be confident dont look down and make sure you are wereing cletes so you dont fall on your extremely fat (rear) sorry have to keep it clean for the kids. ANyway when you come across anyone with that richard simmons attitude be sure to to sit on them and squash them like a bug. iF you dare DARe go to a fitness joint, the fsra will be waiting for you... stop looking over yo shouda cus its down wit it dawg this brings up another issue

In our society i have noticed that there are some really cool people who eat then puke it back up. THey are the few people who really understand the world. They eat to barf so they are fueling there own discust. i have purposed a plan that will poor ipakake in a all school foods and cause CANCER FOR EVERyONE FREE OF CHARge so soon i will ask the government if this new free and clear buck stops here plan will be accepted. One more matter i would like to adresss is that of bionic people. Soceity has failed to relise that people in whell chairs are part human part machine. this goes against the laws of anti genetic messing with. well if billly has wheels for legs and zheff has cardboard, its not fair, and besides they are denihing that they are huan and trying to be machines so why dont you just HULK HOGAN HULK HOGAN HOGAN HO-Gan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People with fake legs suck so do people with asmu cus they cant breath dirty slumm lords\par oh and the people who think they down with it you know who i am talking about YOU ARE A LOOOOSER\par Peope with braces should be removed from the gene pool cus if you have braces you are also trying to be robotic n stuff you see they make contact with alliens throught their FANGSs cus they are vampires.. JOe galleion is GAY so DID i shoot 5 or did i shoot 6 i cant remeber but i do know that you are a harry little CHAIR.. and should be hanged on the geuatine and shoud be eatin by a cvicous vipert and i think that caroots are very very cool o and just so you kNOw Johnnyt bravo i9t so how is your prostate i think it looks pretty rare and well done i like mine raw or with a little bit of aregino and sausge but i thinkl shirmp have the best type of cancer it consumes them

Law 1 ROAR

law2 everything in a roar is a law

law 3 THe one eyed beast is not aloud to eat hotdogs

law 4 oranges are illiegal

law5 anyone who is gay should be shot

10/26/00

The fall season will be coming to a close soon in the coming months and a thought crossed my mine. “Which looser do I want to vote for” I have come to the grim conclusion that there is only one possible candidate for the president of the United States. This would have to be GEORGE FOREMAN. He may not be qualified but gosh darndedy (sorry we have to keep it clean for kids) does his fat grilling machine rule!!!!!!! Also his kids are all named George, which is a dead giveaway that he is the next president.

10/29/00

Project Blue Book

5/16/65

Chicken: They came

Rooster: Do the others know about the…(static hampered our bugging device)…. compound

Chicken: When we are able to begin….

Rooster: Soon Very soon.

(End transmission)

The above text is the only record of what happened in Roswell in 1965. Apparently there was no alien landing in New Mexico. Something from our own earth has come to destroy the only thing of value. Unfortunately the happenings in New Mexico were made up to be an alien landing, but we here at DP Know our history

The truth about aliens

In all aspects there are no real aliens just return homers. Late in the 47th century humans began experimenting with biomechanical experiments. They began blending frogs with humans, butterfly’s with pigs and rats with rocks. This new ingenious idea began to become known by the common wealth. The government fearing all chaos sent the mutants on a voyage to a far away star system. During the trip the deep space engines burned out and life support systems engaged sending the ship to the nearest habitable planet in range. The Mutants would land and awake with out knowing any thing of what would become of them. Over the centuries man on earth became completely insane and necked them selves accept a small island in the Caribbean, which was supposed to start the history of man over. While man was ravening, another species began to flourish thousands of Galaxies away. They soon began to call them selves the Troops. Troops sciences advanced far more rapidly than that of normal humans and a need to find the original home of these outcasts came. One Troop a (a cross between a tree and a bird) government leader on the new world rebuilt the old ship and decided to fly home was ever that was. Has the generations went by The great great great great great great great great son of this man finished his “fathers dream and built the ship back” as he traveled among the stars, his flesh was severely burned and his natural shape and size changed. After months of no hope a glimmer in space caught his eye. As he flew farther he began to feel attached to this blue orb. After countless hours of orbiting he finally decided to meet his father species and he plummeted to earth. Man barely learning electronics had no idea what this beast or thing was that emerged from the space ship. Had they spotted the English inscription on the side of the aircraft and seen the flag of the ULP (United League of Poverty) they might not have gunned down the only one of the mutants to see earth. Unfortunately our government is messed up and will not accept the truth about the “Mutants” We are the real aliens

1/holy smokes the slash mark is backwards... TOday i will adress the cool idea of carteovasculaer cold fusion(were your heart creates cold fusions) WHen the heart eats sausege it turns into cold fusion. THis great science has become avalaible to us from the great alien race of "George FOreman fat grilling machines". ANyway these cool aliens have indowed few certain indivuduals on this planet with special powers. SOme of these humans can turn into cabbage or piles of wood others can become extremely fat or deflate. THe greatest gift is that of cold fusions. A human if poseseing the power can fusions and fusions until there is no more colds to fusion. These people just be concerded the king and everyone should pay them a tax for they are the COLD FUSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway when the time comes for all normal sources of fuel are gone, the only way for human kind to survive is to take the cold fusions lock them in a tree and run around screaming like dead chickens, when the smoke clears a new race will evolve that race will come to be known as "the CLAMS'