GEORGIE MYTHS

DOCUMENTED BY KONT VOCKLANDAA

Note: I wrote this a long time ago, so please excuse any misspellings

chapter 1

I sat straight up in my bed. It was 12:00 a.m. My younger brother suddenly asked, "what are you staring at?" "huh?" " oh, Jimmy, its you, go back to sleep" I said. "But , did you hear something?" jimmy asked. "No, now go back to bed" i lied. "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "AAAHHHH!!!!!" my brother yelped as a shadowy lump figure appeared in the window.

chapter 2

Then my dad's face appeared in the window. "Pretty spooky huh kids?" my dad said. My dad is a big practical joker. "Shit! you freaked us!!" i said. "Watch your language!" my dad said. "is-is-is t-t-there a-a r-r-r-real juba?" jimmy asked. "of course not" my dad answered, "it's just a made up story to scare kids like you." "oh" jimmy said. My dad was talking and talking and he didn't notice the lump moving toward him."AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!," my dad screamed as he was devoured by the lump. "Oh no", jimmy managed to say. This time it was for real. I could tell.

chapter 3

"RUN!!!!!!!" i yelled. We both leaped out of bed and ran as hard as we could out of the house. We made it just in time because the house was devoured inside out when I looked back. That just made me run harder. Jimmy and I were screaming our lungs out and running ourselves to death. suddenly we stopped and looked around us. There were lots of trees around us. "Damn" I mumbled. Me and my little brother were stranded in a forest but to top it off, there weren't any forests for 100 miles or so from our house. We had no idea what could have happened to mom, our house had been destroyed, dad was dead, and it was probably 1:00 am by now. "Let's face the facts" I said to jimmy, "We are lost".

chapter 4

"Do you really think that juba the flum really ate dad?" jimmy said. I "don't know jimmy, I just don't know" I said. "Where do you think we are?" jimmy asked. "Well, it looks like we are in a forest. I said. "Duh" jimmy said. "Jimmy, Look! we're sinking in quicksand!" and we really were. "Do something!" jimmy screeched franticly. I grabbed for something and I felt slime flow through my hand. "Jimmy! grab my arm!" I said and than i pulled as hard as i could on the slimy thing. It luckily was strong enough to pull us out of the quicksand but little did I know that was alive and would soon attack.

chapter 5

When we were safe out of the quicksand, I decided to see what had saved our lives but jimmy beat me to it, touched it, and doubled over in pain. "Jimmy!" i said. i got over to pick up jimmy and i saw what the slimy thing was. I quickly recognized it as, the Flifflesmuff Virus. It lunged up and bit into my left arm. Blood spewed out. I screamed. jimmy tried to help me but he was in so much pain he couldn't help. I was being eaten alive.

chapter 6

As quickly as I could, I flung the thing off of me. "Jimmy! We've got to get out of here!" I screamed. I grabbed jimmy, and ran as fast as i could(which wasn't very fast carrying a wounded boy and a ripped up arm) out of reach of the flifflesmuff virus. Unfortunately, though we fell into a huge hole. Down and down and down we went, Jimmy by now had passed out leaving me holding a sick unconscious boy and I had a wounded arm and we were falling down what was seemingly a endless hole. POW!!!! We hit bottom. I looked around myself and found that I was in a cave. WOOSH!! Bats! bats were indeed flying over our heads. "huh?" said jimmy. "you're awake!" I said. "I guess" said jimmy. "Look!" I said. I pointed to a shadowy figure that looked like a man. I got up and went over to the figure. "Hi" I said. Suddenly i was covered in about 90 quills. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" My scream of pain echoed off the walls of the cave.

chapter 7

I then saw that the figure was...Felimmmmmziback! I then grabbed Jimmy and ran as hard as I could the other direction. we ran and ran and ran until the felimmmmmziback was far out of sight. We unfortunately neglected to see the huge ditch in front of us so we fell into it. POW!!!! we hit bottom "Foo foo foo foo" " hey, you hear that? it sounds like a owl" asked jimmy. "Quick, in here" I said pointing to a small hole in the wall. We quickly got in and stood perfectly still. I saw a strange figure come into view. It looked like juba but it had wings. It slowly moved in our direction. Than i saw the beak and i knew what it was. it then towered over us, obviously seeing us. It was bird flum!!!!

chapter 8

Foo foo foo foo foo foo foo foo! We were in for big trouble. POW!! bird flum was slammed to the ground. I caught a glimpse at the thing. it was tall, sort of shaped like a human (compared to the other things) and it had two long blades for arms and a electronic looking visor that was purple and red. It was Ribbon. "Waunaponeefer!!!!" it yelled at me. What? a thought confused. What did it mean? was it warning me? threatening me? I did not know. Than it vanished into thin air. "Wait" I called but it was already gone. What did this mean? I decided not to worry about it for now. I stood staring ar the unconscious body of bird flum. "HEY!" called jummy "wake up!" "Huh?" I said startled. I looked around and I saw something wet and slimy. It slammed into the side of my face, knocking me to the ground.

chapter 9

when the slimey thing went away, I could see what it was. it was pig. I looked over at Jimmy only to see that he was covered it wet slimey green gunk. I looked back at pig and more of the green stuff came out of it's nose, completely covering me. It was surprisingly heavy and I couldent get it off. Suddenly out of nowhere a red saw swung down, cutting pig's head off. I saw that ribbion had returned. Ribbon started fighting with pig and I realised that pig had re-grew his head. I tried to get up but it was too heavy. Then i remembered that I had a pocket knife in my pocket. I grabbed it and flipped it open revealing a extremely sharp blade. I sliced into the snot but the knife bent to where it was unuasable and then the blade broke off. The snot was stronger than a knife!

chapter 10

Ribbon came back and started slashing at the snot on jimmy with his blades. It just dulled his blades. Then light started flowing into his visor and the eye peich glowed red and suddenly a wide beam if laser quickly blasted out of his visor and onto the snot which instantly shattered after the beam hit it. Jimmy was free. He then repeated the procedure on me freeing me as well. We got up and ribbon was gone. So was pig but I feared that pig would return. I decided that we should find a place to stay for awhile.

chapter 11

We ended up in a old tent appearently some campers were in at one time. We were both really tired so we decided to just go to sleep. When I woke up, I realised that it had been two days from when Juba ate our house. It was in the middle of the night. then I heard a sound. A loud sound. I turned around to find that Jimmy had heard it too. Then I heard it again. It sounded farmilliar, like something I had heard recently. I thaught back to when Juba ate our house. Juba. Once I realised what it was, I grabbed jimmy's arm and sprinted to a nearby tree. I wanted to see it's location. Then I saw it. The big fat brown ugly cheature that had destroyed my family. I cought a glimpse of it's featureless face and unfortunetly, it saw me too.

chapter 12

Then I ran. I ran and ran and ran but it's mouth was too fast. I started throwing rocks and debris backwards at it and that gave us a head start so we finally found a ranger station. When we got to the ranger station, we went in and saw a ranger at the desk. "hey guys" "what are you doing here so late?" he asked. "Help!" "there is a monster outside!" I yelled. "ha ha very funny kids" he said. "I'll show you there is nothing out there". We went outside and looked around and saw nothing. "nothing here" he said. Then he turned around and screamed as Juba ate him.

chapter 13

We stood in amazement as Juba devoured the ranger. Then I saw his beady eyes turn to me. "FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It said. We ran back inside the ranger station and used the telephone and called 911. "hello you have reached the emergency hotline. A representive will be with you in a moment" "Jimmy! where are you?" I yelled. "here" Jimmy said from behind me. "okay, try to give me some more time" I told jimmy. "Okay" he said. Suddenly, the door slammed down and Juba stood there staring at us. "HELP!!" I screamed into the phone. "hey kid what's wrong?" someone said from the other end of the line. "Get over here right now!" I yelled at him. "Hey kid, take it easy. this is not the emergency line, we bought them out. This is Joe at Fred's Ice cream on 784 rd." He said. "Our ice cream is really good. You ought to come down here sometime." "What is the new Emergncy line?!?!" I asked franticly. Juba was beggining to squeeze through the door. "uh I think it is 954-332-8097-334-3232" He said. I hung up and called the number. I got a awnsering machine that said " All of our officers are off duty. Call later. Bye" Suddenly I herd The sound of splintering wood. Juba had gotten in.

chapter 14

"No No!!!" I yelled. I grabbed jimmy and jumped out the window. We crashed down on the ground in a heap "Run, Run, Run!!" I yelled as i ran into the forest. I ran and didn't stop for about a hour. Jimmy was right behind me. "Oh great." I said. We were in the middle of the forrest. "I have a compass.." Jimmy said hopefully. "Let's just stay here for awhile. We took some logs and tried to make a house or a hut or whatever and we made small teepe type thing and I made a spear and after 5 hours I managed to catch something and we ate it. We eventually got bored and we sat around and I was whiddeling on my spear. When night came, we got in the teepe and then the ground shook and I heard a loud KA-THOOM. Juba was comming.

chapter 15

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! We stumbeled out of the tent, running. The tent was devoured behind us. Fooooooo!!! Fooooooo!!! Fooooo!! It was comming from different directions. To our left, Fish flum stumbled out of the bushes. To our right, Fuba showed himself. Behind us, Shark flum showed his ugly face and sitting in front of us was....Juba. "AAHHHHH!!!!" Jimmy screamed as the Flums began to close in. Fooooo!!! Juba's enormus mouth opened. Jimmy no!!!! I yelled as the mouth got closer and closer to Jimmy. Luckily, Jimmy jumped out of the way. The mouth missed. Now, Juba was mad. Very mad. Fooooo!!!! Juba angrilly shouted as he grew to 20 meters in height.

chapter 16

We tried to rum but failed as we ran straight into Fuba. "Foooooo!!" He yelled as his tounge lashed out at us. "Whack" it hit Jimmy. he fell on the ground unconcious. I grabbed Jimmy and ren between Fuba and Shark Flum. "FOOOO!!!" we could hear as we ran. I tripped over a rock and flew into the tent. I slowly got up as I saw Bird Flum sitting at the entrance. "BCAW!!!!" I started to inch backward when I felt a sharp pain in my back. I jolted up to see what I layed on and I was suprised to find that it was a 9mm pistol. Loaded. I spun around with the gun and aimed right at Bird Flim's eye. "BCAW!!! BCA-" BAM!! the shot rang as a bullet flew and slid through Bird Flum's Eye socket and flying out his back. He twisted to the side awkwardly and fell flat to the ground. Then i saw the green blood seeping out of his eye and into the dirt. I stood up straight aiming the Gun at his limp body. It was then when I started thinking. What kind of camper would bring a gun with him?

chapter 17

I looked up and saw 2 bright lights in the distance. They started growing and growing. Suddenly, they stopped. I heard a slam, and there was silence. Suddenly, I noticed it was a car's headlights. The driver was walking towards us...I looked up and saw him...At first, I thought it was a grizzley bear, but I soon noticed how unnatrually it was walking, and that it was on 2 feet....and the head was pointing straight up towards the sky. It walked up awkwardly and yelled in a gruff voice "Hey! that's my gun!" and pointed to me. I immediately dropped the gun, and noticed how strange it was that the remaining flums werent moving. Suddenly the bear-man jumped into the air and kicked Fuba in the face. He spun around and chopped Fuba in the face. Fuba's tongue spit out and wrapped securely around the bear-man's arm. He started to scream, as his arm was twisted and broken. You could hear his bones crunching. At this time, I grabbed Jimmy's limp body and ran.

chapter 18

I knew not to look behind me, one wrong move, and I'd be finished. I ran toward the bear-man's car, and jumped in. I threw Jimmy's body in the back, and started up the engine. I floored it toward the Flums. I smashed into Fuba first. I felt the car jolt as his body was crushed under the wheels of the car. Next was fish flum, crunched under the car. Then, I slammed straight into Shark Flum. I decided not to go after Juba, that would be almost surely be death. I spun around and drove off as fast as I could...But not fast enough...

chapter 19

As fast as I was going, I could still see a figure hot on our tail. It was gaining fast. Suddenly it flew at least 20 feet into the air swiftly and silently. I lost track of it for a few seconds, until it landed right on top of the car. The car jolted quickly, and I swerved right and left trying to get it off. A huge paw thing slammed onto the wind shield, but but it was holding on like a human. It was the car's owner, the bear-man. He was holding on for his life, but I kept swerving. Unfortunately, I swerved too much, and the car started to roll. I could hear the bear-man screaming as I lost control and held on for my life. For better or for worse, there was a tree in our path, and we crashed right into it. I quickly tried to get out, as I was sure that the bear-man couldn't have possibly survived the crash. I was wrong. He pounced out of nowhere and clutched me by the shoulders. I was in for it now, so I did all I could think of to do. I grabbed his arm and twisted it with all my might. "Ahh shit! cut it out you ass hole!" he yelled. I was startled, and let go. "A-ha! I've got you now boy!" He called out. I quickly slugged him in the stomache. "OH crap!" he moaned and he fell to his knees, clutching his stomache. "Aww man, you win, I give up" he moaned. "What do you want from me?" he asked. I wasn't anticipating this, so I didn't know what to say. I finally said "Help me get Jimmy out of the car", and the bear-man obliged.

chapter 20

We eventually pryed Jimmy out from the car. He was really scratched up and bloody, he looked like he was in pretty bad shape. "What now?" the bear-man asked. "Uhh..." I said. I didn't know what to do. "I've got an idea" said the bear-man. "How about we build a helicopter and jump out of a tree into the spinning blades?" he said. Silence. "Maybe we should try to find a place to get some rest" I suggested. The bear-man agreed, and so we began to search for somewhere that looked safe. We eventually found a large rock with a door on the side. We didn't know where Juba was though, and we couldn't be too careful, so we decided that one of us would stay awake to keep watch. It was the bear-man's turn first. When I woke up, I was in a bed. I got up and looked around to see a

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