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LEMON BOPPERS
For those who have not heard about Lemon Boppers, They Suck!!!!
Lets say you go to a vending machine and you look and look and
look and finally see something you want. So you find the number
of the item and enter it in the machine. Then the Lemon Boppers
open up and send out radioactive wave that change the number you
enter in and make you buy the Boppers. Should you happen to
experience this event, you should eat them, for if you do, your
stomach would turn into a pig and then the pig would take a nap.
Then the pig would turn around, take a dump and then eat some
intestines. Finally, the pig would eat a hole in your body and
fly away. If we should have many of these pigs flying around,
they would rain fire down on the Earth and destroy us all. So, if
you ever see Lemon Boppers in a vending machine, you should take
a bat, smash the right side of the machine 3 times and then run,
for then the Lemon Boppers will open up, fill the machine up with
goo and then shrink to the size of a pebble and then a rat will
walk up and eat the machine and kill the Lemon Boppers.
-Miguel Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna
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