Past Top Tens

Febuary
10. Eggs

9. Fireman

8. Dragons

7. Beans

6. Fish

5. The Early Bird Catches The Worm

4. I Hate You

3. Dolphins

2. Yaktar

1. Rabbitz

March
10. Hey, look

9. Moth

8. Chang

7. Fronx

6. Drive

5. Nailz

4. Glass

3. Donald Trump

2. Thorthatch

1. Nyarb/Brayn

April
10. Orchid

9. Ron

8. Victorious

7. "Inside Shwartz"

6. Lesson

5. "Inside Shwartz"

4. Shnauss

3. Don't

2. Burning Nitrate Stick

1. "Inside Shwartz"

May
10. Drain

9. Turbo

8. November

7. Complete

6. Synthesize

5. Stork

4. Look what I can do

3. FLOAM

2. Sanchez

1. This time, it's PERSONAL!

June
10. Tolerance

9. Sand Storm

8. Cardiopulminary Recessitation

7. Al Gore's Moostachio

6. Candle Wax

5. Photography

4. X-Treme

3. Meeshnouk

2. Orphanz

1. Horsies

July
10. Direct

9. Dazzle

8. Dash

7. Dream

6. Deluxe

5. Good-O-Caust

4. Dynamic

3. Definitive

2. Dornado

1. Dolx

August '02-January '03
10. Dragon Champion

9. Meelyon Dollarss..

8. Sizzlin' Sensations

7. Hybrid Harrison

6. Yimmy Yohnson

5. Dogs smoking cigarettes

4. Cave-Pigeon

3. Vampshire

2. Tiger Tears

1. I'd like you to meet my son, Battle-Boy...

Febuary
10. Bring down da house

9. Mediocre Comedians

8. Yeards

7. SNORK

6. Spine

5. Rainbows

4. I'M VERY CREATIVE

3. Backr'ds

2. Nice to...MEAT ya!

1. Horseshoe Crab

March
10. Independence Day

9. Rap Music

8. Affirmative
Action

7. Action...

6. Tiger Corn

5. I need more Dog Parts...

4. Botched Feelings

3. Look out, Turbo Dog...

2. The movie "The New Guy"

1. Rap Music about Independence Day

April
10. Wild and Crazy Kidz

9. Yardsquash

8. The bigger they are, the harder they...CRAWL

7. Trucks on Steroids

6. Hey...

5. Brave Acceleration

4. Air Waves

3. Fire-breathing Helicopters

2. World Hunger R0xx0rz

1.Guns being used by children against other children

May
10. Vortex

9. Japanese Animation

8. Sharx on Barx

7. Gortex

6. Altered Magnification

5. Whoretex

4. Loud, fat, black women

3. Eat or burn, I'll take two

2. Ya' put your left foot in, ya' put your left foot....SUCKS

1. Cocoon of Sorrow

June-July
10. Shark Lawyers

9. Black people who steal your weights in the weight room

8. The Ooze

7. Vapor Dreams

6. I'M SITTING IN THE.....MORNING!!

5. Klon Blobertson

4. The Olive Gaurden

3. Upside Dark

2. Big Bad Building

1. Animated Pop-Up Lobsters

August
10. XyFlorgZ

9. Zing...ZONG

8. Give it a... REST?!

7. InvasOLUTION!

6. CHAIR-isma

5. Explosion-Knowledge

4. Seven Thousand

3. DOGZ

2. WHORXXORZ

1. SHINING BORN!

September
10. El Spanish

9. Brain-Flesh Juice

8. That makes...SUSPENSE

7. Horse Knowledge

6. Jordash... fiends?!

5. Shinin' Lizud'

4. Yeah, i payed it's dues and shot off to the mortal time in the soapy water boy of europe child.

3. I BUILD STRONG

2. Learn-slime is good for you, it contains all the essential LEARN..

1. OPEN THE BODY ARMS

October
10. I BUILT THIS HORSE

9. Dennis Hopper

8. Terminal Disease Face

7. Don't knock the... FLOCK.

6. Take me out to the... SHMALL game...

5. The Money

4. Tropical Jackson

3. Horse Loaf

2. Batteries not included...AGAIN

1. Apparantly some scientists implanted electrodes into the brains of monkies, so now these monkies are able to control robot arms with their minds...

November
10. THROW BALL FAST

9. Squarzwad

8. ENTWINE!

7. Hey pretty lady, I'm a real man, and I drive fast car, you want to take a ride in fast car?

6. Give'em two cents and he'll flip your lid..

5. Flash Action

4. Revenge of Basketball

3. Bio-Pork

2. Brains for Guts

1. Give me the toy house

December
10. We are running dangerously low on interface

9. Train-Wreck Boy died in a Train-Wreck

8. Abandoned Child

7. Maybe we could go down to the dump and salvage his corpse, and if that fails, we can just take some train-wreck DNA and clone him. Then some lucky mother will give birth to a beautiful baby train-wreck

6. HORK CHORPS

5. It's risky business.. I mean, we wouldn't want this woman to give birth to some freak train wreck...

4. But seriously, forks...

3. Kick Ass Horse Head Efficiency Foundation

2. Prince of Structures

1. Give more slime to ZEENARD for SHUT DOWN

January
10. Octo-Iron

9. BRAINS FOR CHARITY

8. Shine-eyes

7. Children is in bear mouth

6. I launched canada into a furry rebellion against AIDS

5. Penguin rhymes with hang

4. Clock should show all time

3. Est-slam-blishment...like "establishment"...

2. Vampire Duplex

1. Boss Hog  

February
10. Metal Rocket Arms

9. SMASH-HOUSE Football

8. This book has got... QUITE A HOOK!

7. spanner!!!! i hate mother

6. This book has got... QUITE A BOOK!

5. Look what I did to your father...

4.

3. Sez Chorb

2. Yeah, this show takes the cake... but where do you get for it... to BAKE??!

1. Stabbed Feelings

March
10. Direct Decrease

9. Norn

8. Living, breathing, flower man.

7. QUACKS-aphone

6. Peanut Butter & FEAR sandwich

5. Robot wings

4. Sleeping in fire

3. Cyborg-Negro

2. Absolute Ice Coffin

1. "Sometimes, I get so depressed that I drink a whole lot and then cry in front of my 6 six-year-old son.."

April
10. BEWARE OF POWER-MAN'S ACTION MODE... BECAUSE WHEN IN IT, ACTION AND POWER COLLIDE.... TO DESTROY YOU.

9. BEWARE OF SPACE-MAN'S STRONG-JUICE. WHEN DRUNK, SPACE-MAN BECOMES OVERWHELMED WITH ELICTRICITY AND LASERS, SO HIS STRONG BECOMES SUSPENDING 1 TON OF ACTION FOR 30 MINUTES.

8. Romance of the undying Golden Golf

7. SPACE MAN CAN CHANNEL THE LOCOMOTION OF CHRISTMAS.

6. WHEN SPACE-MAN SPINS THE STRONG INTO GOLD IN HIS WHEELBARROW-POWERED SPINNING JENNY OF THE FUTURE, HIS HEIGHT BECOMES TWICE THAT OF WHAT IT WAS PREVIOUSLY, IN ADDITION TO HAVING THE NEWLY ACQUIRED GOLD. HE ALSO DRIVES A TRUCK THAT GOES OVER 65 MILES PER HOUR ON THE SUPER-SPEEDWAY...OF SPACE.

5. A Shornz Shornz a day keeps the Shornz Shornz away

4. POWER-MAN DRIVES A TORNADO, HURLING AWAY ANYTHING IN ITS PATH. POWER-MAN IS 3,000 MILES TALL AND CANNOT INCREASE HIS HEIGHT BUT CAN QUADRUPLE HIS WEIGHT.

3. HEED MY WORDS... POWER-MAN HAS A NET-WORTH OF OVER 70 BILLION DOLLARS... CAN YOU DEAL WITH THE COLD, HARD CASH?!?!

2. POWER-MAN

1. SPACE-MAN

May
10. Neck-ties shaped like sledgehammers.

9. "Son...I hate you"

8. Otter growls..

7. Chronological Order

6. "Basketball?... More like Blacksketball"

5. Bear guilt

4. Wayne Churchill is corn husk.

3. Neck-ties shaped like slime

2. Chicken fried kung-fu grip

1. The loss of a close family member.

June
10. KWAREEB

9. Eernx

8. Al-ZAM, Al-ZOOB-, Al-ZAM...

7. Knowledge

6. Militant Mountains

5. Airforce Kwang

4. Fine herb bean

3. Steak children are are the dreams that inspire us to do the unimaginable.

2. ....oo?!

1. Chicken Fried Justice

July
10. Horse Spirit

9. Outrageous Stallions

8. George Smashington

7. I'm going to meat grinder.

6. Michael Dusmashkis

5. Bowling for Elephant-Spine

4. John Quincy Smashdams

3. Spiro Smashgnew

2. Boris Yeltsmash

1. William Howard Smash-ft

August-September
10. THREAT IS UPON

9. AH DHADH HDAHDHAHDAHDHWAHDHAD SHOOT FIGHTIN'...

8. Tell Me Hap-Pon

7. Cookies And Dream

6. Newly Made Artifacts

5. Specific Mountain Lad

4. Do you know GIGAN,the rival of Godzilla,the most unique monster in TOHO monster film? I love Japanese monster movie as much as Zoids.
So I tried to make Gigan this time.

3. "Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on tornados.."

2. BLARKS

1. SLASK

October-December
10. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

9. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

8. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

7. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

6. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

5. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

4. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

3. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

2. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

1. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?

January-February
10. WHY.. YOU'D NEED TO TAKE THE BARE NECESS- ANNOUNCEMENT..

9. OH NO, DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT... ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

8. KNOCK KNOCK. ANNOUNCEMENT!

7. YEAH?! WELL NOBODY SAID LIFE WAS ANNOUNCEMENT..

6. Hey everyone!!!.. Let's all ANNOUNCEMENT..

5. HA HAHHH.... MORE THAN YOUR AVERAGE ANNOUNCEMENT..

4. It's a bird! It's a plane! No!... it's.... ANNOUNCEMENT..

3. You know, it's illegal to think about anything but ANNOUNCEMENT at any time..

2. It's TIME... for ANNOUNCEMENT

1. Why, even as I'm speaking with you now, I'm thinking of ANNOUNCEMENT and nothing else.

March-April
10. "Hey Chuck, you're not gonna believe this.."

9. Scuba Shootfighting

8. Kindly Slave-owner

7. Counting Ducks

6. Poppamatic Trouble

5. "HEARD ANY GOOD..... FLUTES LATELY?"

4. Canned Justice II

3. GET OUT OF THE BEAR ZONE!

2. Half Man, Half Beard

1. Johnny "Will You Go To School With Me" Jones

May-June
10. Hey, let's go to Bank Bonk.

9. Swamp-Trash

8. Boot

7. Son of Swamp-Trash

6. Roll the SLICE!?!?

5. SOMEBODY SAVE HIS GOD DAMN ROCK AND ROLL RECORDS

4. Nice boat, you IDIOT!

3. Shark fins on skateboards

2. One of thoes marble gloves that is encased in a brass stand, I haven't seen one in years, although this one time we were at the market and as it began to rain

1. Growling grass-shoes

July
10. ULTIMATE ZONE

9. Satan Suckaz

8. Beggers can't be CHECKERS!

7. Blood Boone

6. "Pretty Boy" Barx

5. I AM GOING TO PUT EGGS ON YOUR PLATE

4. In this eyes...

3. Dahsenuhff!

2. Baby Millionaire

1. Bronk, the Egyptian prop-comic

August
10. For Sale...

9. Elk

8. Wacko-Dorf

7.

6. If my name was Kevin, I would put a gun in my mouth.

5. WHOOP THERE IS MARS

4. Four 5ale!!!

3. The Pulverizing Palace

2. JOOTH

1. MARS MARS WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOP MARS WOOOOOOOP MARS WOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP MARS MARS MARS WOOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOP MARS WOOOOOOOOOP MARS MARS MARS WOOOOOOOP MARS

September
10. Can you find word?

9. Cat got your lung?

8. Bison thoughts

7. Infiltrate your DREAMS

6. SILENCE CRUSH

5. Flamboyant feelings

4. Finnish Horse Race

3. Let's fire that cannon into my house..

2. Point that gun at my son, not me..

1. Honey, isn't that a bunch of fish larva at the door?

October-November
10. Mecha-Jesus

9. Can you... IMPROVE?

8. MANDRILL

7. Fish Feelings

6. Whirling scurvy

5. Violence-Feelings

4. Tore into its brains

3. Goose Eggs and Sea-Flash-Shock

2. Larda Cactipan

1. HAN'QUARNAR

December-March
10. Carniverous Carnival

9. CARNI-BOAR

8. Partners in SLIME

7. Fingerprints from Beyond the Grave

6. Why don't you just go live in the trees with the elk, Dead Boy!

5. The Slowdance Kid

4. IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE "HEY, SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!!"...RIGHT?!

3. Then the shark and I played table-hockey.

2. "Look, honey, I bought you DOG"

1. Hey NEGRO, you rikeh deh fry rice???

April
10. Rorp music

9. Baxter Knows Best

8. BOLDEST BASE

7. hair+= the cornorstone- alisha...therefore 8.55% is the earnith

6. GOBBLES 'EM UP

5. last week was

4. "Let's get this party started you guys... know what I mean? I'm gonna tie your hands together, then cut them off like a real man, you hear me?! PARTY MAN, HUH?! A REAL PARTY DUDE, EH!??!"

3. When there is a car crash, whoever wins the crash should get to keep the loser's car.

2. That rat is berserk – and you know what? Rats are at their most dangerous when they are berserk.

1. He had danger oozing from his pores.

May-August
10. Buzzsaw Feelings

9. Watch out his movement

8. Quart

7. Chim-Chong Thunderfunk

6. I lost my big brown bag

5. I can press eleven dead rats over my head without even breaking a sweat.

4. Pipe filled with sawdust

3. The harp is the musical instrument used by whores.

2. Sometimes when I am taking inventory, I lie and say that we have things in stock that we don't really have in stock.

1. Just because I am wearing sunglasses doesn't necessarilly mean that I can see through walls, but in this case it does.

September
10. Golf-Chang

9. I invented my brain.

8. Pablo's got potential

7. Get yu'rr stinkin' mits off my Gweebo Salad

6. "They're going to evict me..."

5. PUT THE MAN IN THE BAG

4. Straight-up, bad-ass, American Man.

3. Computer Juice

2. Cars know no bounds.

1. I'M MAD ABOUT CLOTHES!!!

October '06 - March '07
10. Nightmare Bananas

9. Those kids... pshh... they ain't got no guts.

8. What did the sock say to the shoe? "Get the hell off my lawn".

7. Careful there, duck child

6. FERNT

5. Dominic can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned.

4. ?!?!?!!

3. "What the hell are you waiting for, Phinion? Put the damn kind into the space portal..."

2. Bort "Out of Context" Backgammon

1. I only watch TV shows involving welding.
April '07-August '07
10. Pop Vulture

9. Yeah, you better move, there's a train coming your way. It's gonna crash RIGHT INTO THOSE BUSHES!

8. Big Ass Arbuckle

7. Big time, ALL OVER THE PLACE!

6. Strongling

5. Bad-Ass Boat-Boy

4. Big Daddy Bonehead

3. "Who do you think you Tsar?"

2. I have to finish my snowboarding assignment before I can go see the movie.

1. You've got to take bladders into your own hands.

September '07-March '08
10. Brain Shockers

9. Milwaukee Space Barns

8. Take a look, read a HOOK!

7. Sacramento Bento Box

6. Ted Stevens

5. Kink McKackeron

4. Bionic Bonkers

3. Underwater Soul Searching

2. Team Pengeen

1. Big Bullet Heart

April '08 - August '08
10. Anteloaf

9. Frightened loaf

8. Loafcliff

7. Garloaf and his owner John Loafbuckle

6. Loafless in Seattle

5. Loafs on a plane

4. Make loaf, not war

3. Loaf John Paul II

2. Loafosexual

1. Loafboarding

September '08 - December '08
10. Big Time Tom Sawyer Thundercat

9. Air force Zygote

8. Four scorn and 7 beers ago

7. I am one million years old today

6. Tennessee Eleven thousand-Step

5. Quevin

4. Two astronauts beating each other up

3. Fireball Colonoscopy

2. Kentucky Wilcox

1. Utah Skelyurd
January '09 - June '09
10. The Good, The Bad, and the Uppercut

9. Matthew Lesko delivered my son

8. Furgiss Blastburger

7. Shining Serious

6. Lizards Wizards

5. Wafflewobble

4. AQUABATS

3. Bungle-boogers

2. Fatbutt Millionaire

1. Magnus and the Beltway Tangerines
July '09 - January '10
10. The Tiger Inside: Shame in the Night

9. The Mystery of the Sun: Where does it go at night?

8. The Curse of the Rollercoaster

7. Knuckleshift

6. Suburban Turban: How to Protect Yourself from your Foreign Neighbor

5. Jupiter Jam 2: Finding the Fire

4. Flex Burton and the Time Management Seminar

3. The Lumberjack's Garden

2. Zoned for Murder: A Story of Intrigue and Real-Estate Regulations

1. Under the Sombrero: Understanding Mexicans in the 21st Century
February '10 - November '10
10. Flapjack Gumballs and his Fanciful Flying Machine

9. Bingo Calvazion

8. Boatface Lagoon

7. Curb Fitzles

6. Gurband Spacklefarm

5. Fartvisions Whirlyturd

4. Barfpipe Maggotmasher

3. Whitepickettcharles Dreamhome

2. Lord Zooperz

1. Hoopsquart Daddyflash

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