BCCCCCCCCCCCCHH!!! EXPLOSIONS! Yeah, thatís right...EXPLOSIONS. The most unpredictable column on the net. You better watch your back, because this very column could be behind you about to give you the thrashing of your life. This column is explosive, so read on if you think youíve got what it takes to defeat me.

First off..........EXPLOSIONS!!! Yeah, you heard me, explosions. Let me spell it out Steve, E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N-S. That should clarify any misunderstandings. Now back to the explosions!

Woah! Wooooaaahh!!! Blue and purple dragons! But like, these arenít any normal dragons. They have like...machine guns, and shotguns, and light bulbs, and...and...and...EXPLOSIONS! They battle with only the mightiest of men, and if you defeat one, then you get to be king for a day and be injected with explosions. But itís really hard to defeat them, because like, when they attack you, theyíre really fast and theyíre really big. Hereís a tip, aim for the gut, heís soft their, and stay away from his right leg. Then maybe you can win the Kumete Tournament, after all, Chon-Li is a very strong man.

Hey, donít look now but...... MASTER OF DISGUISE.

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Ya know, I was thinking.......BANG! SHOTGUN JACKSON! Thatís what my friend Pedro said to me this morning. As he babbled on to me, I picked up a chainsaw that was leaning up against the wall, turned it on and thrusted the spinning blade area into and through his head. He continued to jabber until I punched him in the stomach. He then fell to the floor and began foaming at the mouth. Then he sprung back up and began to dance the jig, while strange 1940ís band music played from no where.

Well, I have to cut this timeís column short. Next time, the column will be even more explosive! Now, before I destroy you, I must say that you werenít even a challenge for me. Your powers are weak, while my powers are mighty like the most powerful blender. YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME...

Answer Wizard

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Explosions

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