Not An Article, A Node-ical
When one thinks perfection, nodes come to mind. I realize that many people
have never seen a node, and may not even know what one is. Fore those of you
who dont, Ill explain. For those who do, bare with me for this next
paragraph.
A node. If you have ever played the game Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty
for the Playstation 2, then you might know what a node is. A node is a small
computer, that when used, can change game options such as how your radar looks,
the dual shock setting on your controller, and even sound options. I have provided
a picture of a real-life node below. Alright, so now that you know what a node
is, I can continue the article.

As I was saying, a node exemplifies perfection in every way, unlike humans.
Human beings have flaws -- Nobodys perfect... While that saying
may apply to people, it most certainly does not apply to nodes. Nodes have NO
flaws. What Im trying to say here is that nodes are superior to people.
If every human being on earth were to be replaced by a node, there would definitely
be a noticeable difference. A difference in the form of improvement. The world
would run much smoother. If nodes were to replace humans, then we would truly
be living in a perfect world. Just imagine...
There would be no crime, no war, and definitely no more world hunger, because
nodes do not eat. Think of it, a quiet family of nodes, sitting together at
a dinner table, with a non-existent dinner in front of them.

Of course there is a problem. Nodes cannot reproduce...so I guess they do
have a flaw. But that doesnt mean that they cant still be perfect...
because they still are... perfect, that is. I guess the obvious solution to
this would be, instead of killing the human race and replacing them with nodes,
we would just enslave the human race and replace them with nodes. So now, we
have more than enough workers to build nodes by the thousands every day.
Nodes could buy houses and start families, they could go to schools and be educated
by other nodes, and they would dominate the sports scene. Somehow we could come
up with a way to make them capable of driving automobiles. When you walk down
the street, you look to the left and you see a group of nodes playing with a
jump rope on the side walk, you then look forward and see a family of nodes
in their family car at a red light, and to your right you see one node walking
another one on a leash.
Nodes could do more for certain fields than humans would ever be able to do.
Nodes could contribute to medicine, environment conservation, education, and
even cuisine. Yes, cuisine. I know, I know... nodes dont eat. But that
doesnt mean that they cant make delicious foods that will go to
waste, does it? Mmm, delicious node.

So, in closing, I would like to wish all nodes the best of luck in their slow
but sure take-over of the human race and planet earth. I am now certain that
the world will one day be a peaceful and prosperous planet. I look forward to
the day when I am brutally murdered and replaced by a node.
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