First, I'd like to talk some more about this election. I will attempt to simplify all of this and clarify it for you. First, there's the fact that Jack the Ripper won the state of florida, and so Gore and Bush took him to court. The court ruled in favor of Jack, and the state of FL is out of the picture. Now, it's all boiled down to the state of Kazakstan. Gore got 17% of the votes, Bush got 17% of the votes, and Gary Shandling got 66% of the votes. Now, Jerry Seinfeld has ordered a recount, to determine the winner. So far, Gore has gained 2 votes, Bush has gained 1. Current President Bill Cosby has publicly stated that he will not stay in office more than 7 seconds after his term is over. So, we have to have all of this done by November 17 of 2037. We're in quite a bind. Luckily, Rush Limbaugh has said that he will fill in as president until this is all cleared up. Right now, Gore has 23,478,034,972 electoral votes, and Bush has 23,478,034,971 electoral votes. We'll have to wait it out. I hope i helped clear that up.

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