Here's another installment of da' news.

We still haven't obtain those photographs, as the man who gave us the information shot himself in the head. We tried to wake him up, and ask him where they were, but we didn't have any luck. Anyway, this is the breaking story that hit newspapers today. We got this from the reliable news source "Georgie News" again.

"The military has decided that conventional weapons won't be powerful enough to stop the bird. The president has authorized the use of nuclear weapons. The military has planned a decoy machine to distract the bird, then they will nuke the bird from behind. Hopefully, this will be enough to scare the bird from the city. If this does not work, we will attempt to sign a peace treaty with the bird If he doesn't agree, we are surely doomed. We'll keep you posted."

As you can see, this is getting very serious. When we get anything new, we'll tell you.